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Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear brighter until they speak.

Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear brighter until they speak.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

30 de August de 2024
Laughter is the Best Medicine: Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Laughter is the Best Medicine: Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

26 de August de 2024
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth – an unexpected dental delight

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth – an unexpected dental delight

21 de August de 2024
Sometimes I want to be productive, but then think, 'Nah, I like my couch better.'

Sometimes I want to be productive, but then think, ‘Nah, I like my couch better.’

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If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma and nap through the plot twists of my life.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma and nap through the plot twists of my life.

13 de August de 2024

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