Financial Funnies: The Pessimist’s Lending Guide
Always borrow money from a pessimist; they won’t expect it back.
Why This Advice is Golden
This piece of ‘financial wisdom’ plays on the stereotype that pessimists are always expecting the worst – hence, they won’t be too shocked when their money isn’t returned.
Looking at the Bright Side
In essence, if you’re ever in a pinch, your glass-half-empty friend is your best bet. It’s a win-win; you get some cash in hand, and they get to say ‘I told you so!’
Pessimism vs. Optimism: The Financial Face-Off
But remember, this is a joke! Don’t take financial planning advice from a quip, or you might find yourself with neither optimistic nor pessimistic lenders.
