The Procrastinator’s New Toolkit
Ever borrowed a tool from that one friend who’s constantly pushing their fix-it tasks to ‘later’? Their **toolkit** is probably gathering more dust than they are gathering skills! Just kidding, but you get the point. It’s like they have a love affair with procrastination.
The Infinite To-Do List
Their *’I’ll Do It Later’* list isn’t just a list, it’s a **scroll**—one that even *Santa* would be envious of. You wonder if there’s something therapeutic for them about writing down tasks rather than ticking them off. More tasks, more fun!
Are We Fixing Things or Creating Art?
Giving them a hammer: intended purpose – **fix** things. Actual use – *abstract art*. When you challenge them about it, they’ll probably say they’re *’saving the world, one undone task at a time.’* You can’t help but laugh and shake your head.
Friendship Goals
At the end of the day, no matter how many things remain broken or how long the list grows, that friend is still one of the best. Why else would we keep calling them to *’fix’* things? Maybe because their company is worth a few extra loose screws.
