Funny Quotes

Discover a treasure trove of chuckles with our “Funny Quotes” category at Quotes Collection. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or hoping to lighten up your day, our carefully curated selection serves up humor from the wittiest minds. Each quote is a snippet of joy, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and brighten up any moment. Perfect for sharing with friends or for that personal giggle, these hilarious quips and clever one-liners are optimized to tickle your funny bone and add a dash of laughter to your online experience. Don’t forget to bookmark our “Funny Quotes” to easily find your daily dose of fun!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Why so serious? Flash those Pearly Whites!Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.Unpacking the ChuckleIt's a playful reminder that time doesn't just... Read more »
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.Let's Unpack ThatWhen we talk about mistakes, we usually think of regrets and... Read more »
Always borrow money from a pessimist; they won't expect it back.

Always borrow money from a pessimist; they won’t expect it back.

Financial Funnies: The Pessimist's Lending GuideAlways borrow money from a pessimist; they won't expect it back.Why This Advice is GoldenThis piece of 'financial wisdom'... Read more »
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

The Finer Points of the 'Seafood' DietI'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.Understanding the 'Seafood' DietThe 'seafood diet' joke... Read more »